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shmidy fape 

the purest form of fapedom

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The tammyjape's got the ultimate shmidy fape!
shmidy fape by Negger October 31, 2004
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Shwidy • Sheidy • shwity • shaidy • Shaidyn • shmidy fape • Shwiddit • shwide • Shwindy • Shwiny
Shaidyn is the nicest person you'll ever meet and she is so pretty. She will be with you no matter what. She thinks shes fat but if really skinny. I dont know how you could live without her.
I love how sweet Shaidyn was today.
Shaidyn by Bdjfnfnydhsbhhji April 11, 2019
Guy #1: dudeeee get the biddies and lets get shwity tonightt.
Guy #2: hell yeah man!
shwity by rwaorihg[eh August 29, 2010

shwipy shwipy 

1. (v.) the act of shwiping your debit card in a shwypable device
2. (n.) a debit card; often containing insufficeint funds
1. When visiting an Exxon station, approach nearest towelhead (curry lover) and then wait to hear, "Shwipy Shwipy?" . At this instant you will know that he is asking for your debit card. Be prepared. His next question will be "pin numbar(d) pleas.". You must never answer this question as your funds will soon be drained if answered. Please present cash at this time. Drive away with a constant watch.
shwipy shwipy by birdbeakk January 30, 2008
A vagina that is shallower than wide. Like a chode, but for women.
She is such a shwide.
shwide by Roaringriz June 16, 2011
The best pig in a litter of piglets.
That piglet is definetely shwiny.
Shwiny by i<3gir November 2, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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