Shwhopping

Also known as "shopping while White", "Showhopping" defines an act whereby a middle class white person instead of using the baskets provided when in a supermarket, puts the shopping directly into their own shopping bag before paying. Thus demonstrating confidence in their social immunity from suspicion, reflecting unacknowledge racial and class privilege.

"Susan is shwhopping again. She puts everthing straight in her rucksack likes shes nicking it!. Never seen a single security guard even bat an eyelid. My arse is too black I and I look homeless. Im taking a basket and getting a reciept!"

Shwhopping by Ralph Crane October 30, 2025

Shwhopping

Also known as "shopping while white"
The visible trend in London of middle class whites putting their shopping directly into their shopping bags before paying, instead of using a basket or just carrying it, and at no time being challenged as potential shop lifters.
The act of "shwhopping" shows confidenced in ones social immunity from suspicion and reflects unacknowledged racial and/or class privilege.

"Sarahs shwhopping again thinking noone is going to take her for a shoplifter my arse is too black for that, give me a basket"

Shwhopping by Ralph Crane October 30, 2025

Venue Shopping 

Venue Shopping — The art of finding the perfect judge and municipality in which to force a pivotal court case designed to restrict the rights of “the many “ by “the few”.

This is currently the most popular political tactic used by “the old guard” to prevent the inevitability of America’s changing demographic realities.

Some say it is a reaction to Barack Obama having become a successful, two term, popular Black President of the United States; but, that would be like saying that at the heart of American culture there is an unstated racism.

Wait…that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Two places where Venue Shopping can be clearly seen in our border policies and in out treatment of women and the rights that they have — or don’t have — over their own bodies.

In the old days we didn’t say “venue shopping — which is kind of a disinfected boutique term, we used to say “THE FIX IS IN”.

Opponents to the reproductive freedom of women went Venue Shopping in Texas to find a judge who would outlaw gynecological medications used in both miscarriages and abortions..

Venue Shopping by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 9, 2023

Shopping Shits 

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

Shopping Shits by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Tottenham shopping spree 

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

Tottenham shopping spree by donwanakno August 15, 2011

Shitter shopping 

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.

Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.

Shitter shopping by rightlane February 28, 2016

Shopping Socks 

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.

Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.

Shopping Socks by Redboots November 5, 2010