an act of behaving like a whitestereotype, as described at stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
He pulled a stwhiple! Spent all night bitching about how corporations are destroying the environment. Again. So annoying...
(STuff WHIte PeopleLikE #82: Hating Corporations)
AKA dummy dust, or the Colombian white wizard powder. Snorted into the nasal cavity through a straw or off of a set of fake nishies. Supposedly makes you party harder with a bad case of whiskey dick.
"Hey buddy buddy want a shwippies bump off of my key bump dick? Or have a sip of this cocktail, I sprinkled some in it!"