Shwaced

Usually at or on the brink of blackout. Combines the terms shit faced and wasted.
Can also be used interchangeably with "slattered" a drunk attempt at "slaughtered"

Guy 1 "Dude I can't believe you did a barrel roll off the roof last night"

Guy 2 "Man I was shwaced"

by Blue Huck April 21, 2010

Shwacked

To kill; to eliminate; or destory, an opponent or enemy.

The soldier shwacked the hadji

by Blank31 September 27, 2009

Fung Shwayed

When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.

*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.

**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.

IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."

by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008

Shwayed

To get really drunk. Derived from "shwasted" derived from "shit, I'm really wasted"

Wow I got so shwayed last night I hardly remember anything.

by Dustytrail August 3, 2013

Swaced

Belligerent swagger while wasted. In this state, one is Sauced and wasted One becomes Swaced. While Swaced one begins to fart on the dancefloor and tries to pickup women. A Swaced person is typically a hot drunken mess

Did you see that guy, he just pissed on someone shoes in the bathroom, man he's totally Swaced.

Ewww that guy just tried to get my number and crop dusted me while I was dancing, he so Swaced.

That Swaced guy just ate and drank everything at our table and took the waitress money, unbelievable.

by JohnnyBravvvo September 17, 2016

fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.

I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.

by Ian March 5, 2003

shaced

to be really really drunk, the combination of shit and faced.

Man last night I hooked up with this girl but I was to shaced to remember.

by CRP August 8, 2005