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Shwarkey is an adjective that can be used to describe anything that is cool, neat, or swaggy. If someone is shwarkey then they are fun to be around and they have cool and chill personalities. People could also say that's such a shwarkey move implying that what was done was one of the most amazing feats they have witnessed.
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mr sharkey 

The wisest history teacher in all of Ireland, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations, loves eating chalk
Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's go boys
mr sharkey by 2167 September 20, 2020
This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.
Ever read the Bible? yeah that's about Sharkey
Sharkey by Thaoriginaljew June 7, 2011

Shnarkey 

Travis took a fat SHNARKEY and stunk up the whole house.
Shnarkey by Carry Smith October 25, 2007

Sharkeysha 

A breed of dark skin woman,adapted from the water to the land around 2012 and is know roaming the streets luring in innocent victims to brutally punch and kick them with great force. Closely related to dolphinkeysha and aquakeysha.
Man:I'm going to my friends house I hope I don't get sharkeysha'ed
Other man:Call me if you need help
Sharkeysha by Oliverawesome December 1, 2013

mr sharkey 

The wisest history teacher in all of Drogheda, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations. Loves eating chalk
Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's gooo
mr sharkey by 2167 September 20, 2020

luke sharkey

A mad dog that will knock your mum out with one flick and has a huge you know what
Oi thats a luke sharkey aka a sharkey
luke sharkey by SHarkeyMAte August 7, 2018