Shutting up

The act of not talking or reciprocating words from one's mind.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Dababy paradox?
Person 2: Have you heard of shutting up?

by Cum #1738 April 26, 2021

shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.

- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021

The shutting up theory

Where you ceasing the movement of your lips so no one has to hear your annoying ass.

Kyle: why isn’t Adam talking to me?
Tom: he’s doing the shutting up theory.

by Pickle sauce February 12, 2021

shutting the fuck up

A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.

Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)

Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

by completebruhmoment21 February 18, 2021

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024

Shitting up a storm

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.

Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.

by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018