Definitions by mitch_southpaw

snowflake 

Overly sensitive person whose feelings and beliefs are hurt to the extreme! Proper term for pussy.

Coworker: That guy is such a snowflake.

Me: Don't you mean, pussy?!
Coworker: Yes but we are at work. Don't say it so loud!
Me: OK...snowflake.

snowflake by mitch_southpaw February 22, 2023

Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.

Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.

Shit like a king by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018

Shitting up a storm 

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.

Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.

Shitting up a storm by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018