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Shut face 

The action of shutting ones face mentally and physically
Shut face Tom
Shut face by Edfy February 1, 2018
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Shut Face 

When you are around an adult and cannot say the words “shut the fuck up” but also believe “shut up” is too mainstream.
Imbecile: “Umm, actually, vaccines cause Autism-“

Person With Half A Brain: “Shut face, dumbass.”
Shut Face by Pyro_SOURCE August 17, 2021

shut face before I break face 

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.
"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

shut your face 

-Dude, your mom is hot!
-Shut your face
shut your face by esch8 January 10, 2004

shut teh face 

a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard
you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats
shut teh face by boonis January 8, 2004

shut teh face 

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth
shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats
shut teh face by kevinP January 8, 2004

shut teh face 

Commonly pronounced SHUT TEH FACE, as spelled, STF should always be capitalized when used online. It is the most 1338 way of saying shut the fuck up cause your way n00ber than yours truly.
erik-otaku : Whatever toast, come to the next party and ill own you.
min.dan: SHUT TEH FACE.
shut teh face by min.dan June 16, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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