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Shut Up T
greg: todd heapis a good tight end
T: your mom used to be a tight end, but after me, she's a wide reciever
all: shutup teeeeeeee
T: your mom used to be a tight end, but after me, she's a wide reciever
all: shutup teeeeeeee
Shut Up T by haffamalaffner May 13, 2005
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.
My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree
alex turners love letter to alexa chung
alex turners love letter to alexa chung
my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021
Won't Shut Up
1: A person that continues to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.
Person1: Hey, did you see that show yesterday? The guy in it split his head open. I hope he's okay. I wonder what it would be like to split your head open. What do you think? I bet it would be painful, probably so painful you'd end up in hospital. I wonder-
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...
Won't Shut Up by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011
I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP
Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*
Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*
Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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