Shurmumpkin

Shurmumpkin (n.) - Spoiled pumpkin sauce. That chunky, fermented orange slop you get when your jack-o’-lantern sits too long post-Halloween, turns moldy and liquifies into a pungent, regret-filled puree.

“My jack-o-lanterns’ turned into a shurmumpkin, it’s quite stinky now.”

by Shurm Slop Sorcerer December 13, 2025

shrumpkin

formed from "blumpkin" except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a shit.

"dude i picked up some shrompers friday." "was it sick?" "totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!" "fuckin crazy!"

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010

shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010