Shamble

A structure in a golf competition which allows golfers with higher handicaps to defeat golfers with lower handicaps without requiring them to perform.

I think our friends pulled a fast one on us by convincing us to play them in a Shamble.

by Da_lauber March 04, 2019

Shamble

1. Verb. To take or vandalize something of importance belonging to someone else without their immediate notice.

2. Verb Also. To describe someone's own loss of possessions, due to their obliviousness.

3. Exclamation. To announce someone's dismay due to being shambled.

4. Verb once more. The act of taking the sacred virginity of another.

1. I just shambled your dog.

2. Dude. You just got shambled.

3. (with great emotion) Shambled!

4. "You shambled my sister"
"......"
"......"
"Shambled!"

by Team Johnnycake January 03, 2006

Shamble

to make a decision by playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

We shambled to decide who had to clean up the dog poop.

by stripecat January 29, 2011

Shamble

Verb. To walk with a jerking gait. A shuffle; sometimes unnerving.

The morning after a long bout of drinking, it was all that I could do to shamble to the 'fridge.

There, from the shadowy corner, the zombie shambled. I think I went mad then.

by Excel November 15, 2003

Shamble

Verb - sham-bl -Method of classic zombie locomotion.

Normally this method can be identified by the apparant lack of total functionality in one or both legs, thus causing a very pronounced limp.

Shambling is very inefficient and quite awkward, but hell, if you are a zombified mass of decaying flesh, you'll look wierd no matter how you get around.

That Zombie just shambled up to me, but I shot it's head off before it got close enough to bite me.

by Z-Hunter 515 August 26, 2008

Shamble

Pronunciation: Sham-bull
Other Uses: Shambling ; Shambled ; Shambly

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Shamble - General Verb

1. To have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambl-ing - Present Verb

1. To be having a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambled - Past Tense Verb

1. To have been a previous part of a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambly - Adverb

1. To feel that you need to have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Goes out to my bud Kenny (We are not gay.)

Homo 1: Oh Oh that hurts!!
Homo 2: WTF I'm not even doing anything yet!
Homo 1: Shamble me good!!
Homo 2: (Very Confused) W..T..F..???
Homo 1: Dude, you don't get it.. We're shambling!
Homo 2: (Still Confused) Okay lets do this thing! (Reaches for partner's genitals)
Homo 1: WOW THAT'S TOO FAR!!
Homo 2: (SLAP) SHUT UP !
Homo 1: I like that.
Homo 2: Shamble me good.... (Pulls out whipped cream)
Homo 1: What about the entree? ;)

by iKrazy January 16, 2009

shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

by that JP guy June 08, 2006