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Shuffleromancy 

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer
Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!
Shuffleromancy by Heloise July 23, 2008

Snuffletrout 

James: You suck at football!
Harold: Noooo! You're hurtin mah snuffletrout!

Shufflebrown 

The painstaking attempt of trying to squeeze a fart out when you have to take a shit with no restroom in sight... often attempted prior to a shart.
"Man I had to shufflebrown on the way to the fishing hole, luckily I didn't crap my pants".
Shufflebrown by Kwagzmire April 4, 2025

The smuffleton 

Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.
That girl tickled my brown eye so wildly I had to give her the smuffleton
The smuffleton by Dirty cocker6969 January 11, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026