Shuffletron

Shuffling Pro! Often just brought around to shuffle cards.

Who's Gunna Shuffle?? I know! *collective silence broken by a few gasps* Shuffletron!

Shuffletron by EliSatlof March 16, 2024

Shuffleromancy 

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer

Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!

Shuffleromancy by Heloise July 23, 2008

Snuffletrout 

Someone's self-esteem.

James: You suck at football!
Harold: Noooo! You're hurtin mah snuffletrout!

Snuffletrout by TheSnuffliestSnuff March 29, 2011

Shufflebrown 

The painstaking attempt of trying to squeeze a fart out when you have to take a shit with no restroom in sight... often attempted prior to a shart.

"Man I had to shufflebrown on the way to the fishing hole, luckily I didn't crap my pants".

Shufflebrown by Kwagzmire April 4, 2025

The smuffleton 

Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.

That girl tickled my brown eye so wildly I had to give her the smuffleton

The smuffleton by Dirty cocker6969 January 11, 2021