Kwagzmire's definitions

Shindow

Daily semi-scheduled time your body has a bowel movement, also known as shit window.

"Had my coffee, don't want to miss my shindow or I'll have a stomach ache until tomorrow."

by Kwagzmire April 4, 2025

Shufflebrown

The painstaking attempt of trying to squeeze a fart out when you have to take a shit with no restroom in sight... often attempted prior to a shart.

"Man I had to shufflebrown on the way to the fishing hole, luckily I didn't crap my pants".

by Kwagzmire April 4, 2025