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Shtunted 

Being so irreversibly under the influence of alcohol that social ques and the surrounding environment no longer have any impact on a persons actions or decision making
Everyone got absolutely shtunted at Brads last night
Shtunted by Prerryprerrypeter July 16, 2020
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lesser degree mentally stunted adults 

what people who write the disgusting definitions are
that was unholy lesser degree mentally stunted adults

stunted slime 

Someone held in low regard due to their cowardice.
"Viceroy! I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."
stunted slime by William March 29, 2003

emotionally stunted 

An adult, most commonly a male, who has never fully developed or matured emotionally and is characterized by a low degree of self awareness, awkward interactions with other people, a lack of empathy and an inability to achieve intimacy.
Gary: "Ken, I hate to be the one to tell you this but Uncle Gilbert has cancer."

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches."

Gary: "Excuse me?"

Ken: "More cottage cheese and peaches. Bring me some."

Gary: "Ken, dude, you are emotionally stunted."
emotionally stunted by AYYFRON March 31, 2011
To be made a fool of (ignored, rejected etc)
"ooooh he left u hangin' u been stunted!!"
Stunted by lilray_ray21 June 13, 2004
To get fully ripped into by another fellow human being or an action. Either verbally or physically.
dude, Kyle's mum shunted him after she found out he did pingas
shunted by sagnip March 27, 2019

Stunted wine

Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized
Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?

Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"

Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."
Stunted wine by Aguro December 22, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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