A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.
Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.
A “selfie stickler” is a person and/or persons who delete the majority of their photos (takenvia selfie stick of course), because they deem them to be “not good enough” and the encryption method to be unexpectedly loathesome to the eyes.
“Check our that selfie sticklerover there! She’s erased the majority of all her photos and just keeps taking more!”
The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
*Last day of school, kids in class with no work to do*
Kid: Excuse me miss, can I listen to my iPod?
Teacher: No! It is against school policy! You can't listen to your iPod during school! You shouldn't even be bring it to school!
Kid: *Turns to friend who's listening to conversation*
Kid: What a stickler.