Shruise

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

by Tony* December 9, 2008

Seruise

It's whatever the seruise you want it to be. Can be used as a substitute curse word.

"Go seruise yourself"

"You God Damn Seruiser"

"I'm going seruising tonight"

"I would seruise the shit out of her"

by zcb21 March 1, 2009

Struise

Italian slang for retard

That kid is a fuckin' struise!

by Chochmaster January 26, 2011

Struise

A combination of Strolling and Cruising. Mainly referring to the state of mind where you can just wander and enjoy whatever and whoever crosses your path without any plans.

Leaving your cabin on a cruise ship and not caring if you turn left, right, go up, down and just struise.

by dmeck February 21, 2009

Shrugsexual

The term for when you don't want to put a label on your sexuality. Usually characterized by shrugging and making non-committal hand gestures and "eh" sounds when someone asks you what your preferences are.

Some nosy brat: So your dating Dylan now, does that mean you're over your lesbian phase? Or are you bi now?
You: Ehhhh, I'm shrugsexual.

by abhetzel July 22, 2014

shruiken

Any of various Ninja stars to be thrown at an enemy

Man did you see that ninja peg charlie in the eye with his Shruiken

by Hideko August 18, 2005

Spruise

a sudden or violent rupture of small blood vessels and discoloration as well as a stretching and/or tearing of ligaments yet without a break in the overlying skin or bones

After tripping over the gas hose at the filling station, Zevon's foot developed a large spruise that evening.

by JohnnyBoye January 10, 2022