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A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.
Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.
Shruise by Tony* December 9, 2008
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It's whatever the seruise you want it to be. Can be used as a substitute curse word.

"Go seruise yourself"

"You God Damn Seruiser"

"I'm going seruising tonight"

"I would seruise the shit out of her"


Seruise by zcb21 March 1, 2009
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That kid is a fuckin' struise!
Struise by Chochmaster January 26, 2011
A combination of Strolling and Cruising. Mainly referring to the state of mind where you can just wander and enjoy whatever and whoever crosses your path without any plans.
Leaving your cabin on a cruise ship and not caring if you turn left, right, go up, down and just struise.
Struise by dmeck February 21, 2009

Shrugsexual 

The term for when you don't want to put a label on your sexuality. Usually characterized by shrugging and making non-committal hand gestures and "eh" sounds when someone asks you what your preferences are.
Some nosy brat: So your dating Dylan now, does that mean you're over your lesbian phase? Or are you bi now?
You: Ehhhh, I'm shrugsexual.
Shrugsexual by abhetzel July 22, 2014

shruiken 

Any of various Ninja stars to be thrown at an enemy
Man did you see that ninja peg charlie in the eye with his Shruiken
shruiken by Hideko August 18, 2005
a sudden or violent rupture of small blood vessels and discoloration as well as a stretching and/or tearing of ligaments yet without a break in the overlying skin or bones
After tripping over the gas hose at the filling station, Zevon's foot developed a large spruise that evening.
Spruise by JohnnyBoye January 10, 2022
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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