Seruise

It's whatever the seruise you want it to be. Can be used as a substitute curse word.

"Go seruise yourself"

"You God Damn Seruiser"

"I'm going seruising tonight"

"I would seruise the shit out of her"

by zcb21 March 1, 2009

Struise

Italian slang for retard

That kid is a fuckin' struise!

by Chochmaster January 26, 2011

Struise

A combination of Strolling and Cruising. Mainly referring to the state of mind where you can just wander and enjoy whatever and whoever crosses your path without any plans.

Leaving your cabin on a cruise ship and not caring if you turn left, right, go up, down and just struise.

by dmeck February 21, 2009

Shruise

A mushroom shaped bruise usually created by very hard cock slaps, preferably to the face.

Dude, I gave your mom a big ass shruise on her face last nice.

by Tony* December 9, 2008

servise

Servise: (noun) The deliberate misspelling of the noun "service". Often to represent sexual innuendos with prostitution and or gay sex. Vernacular slang may vary in context.

Hey, your pretty hot. Can I get the full servise?

by The Black Mamba 69 December 11, 2013

servisector

A category of service sector.

The servisector mentioned is well worth considering.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Spruise

a sudden or violent rupture of small blood vessels and discoloration as well as a stretching and/or tearing of ligaments yet without a break in the overlying skin or bones

After tripping over the gas hose at the filling station, Zevon's foot developed a large spruise that evening.

by JohnnyBoye January 10, 2022