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Shrizzla 

A word for somebody who has a really dried up and saggy tiny cock
he could not give me 'it' cuz he had a shrizzla.
Shrizzla by krip July 20, 2004
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Individual characterized by borderline excessive manliness and James-Bond-esque smoothness.
Dang it there's Shrizzle he's going to steal my girl again.
Shrizzle by RedChair45 December 11, 2016

fo shizzla mah nizzla at sizzla 

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother at the nearest Sizzler restaurant.
You wanna talk about it?
Yes dogg at the nearest restaurant (on your tab).

shizzlaa 

To have a shower while intoxicated.
Hey bitz I had an awesum shizzlaa after that crankn party lastnite yew!!!
shizzlaa by faghag69 May 30, 2009

shizzlay 

O, Shizzlay check out that hot car!
shizzlay by Salma January 25, 2004
a derogatory term used when putting down a " shazzaka " or anyone who goes by that name. Meaning the subject of this verbal attack has a small penis, and is not likeable.
Shazzaka ? No man, you are a shizzlaka.
shizzlaka by Shizzlaka October 19, 2003
A noun used to refer to those who commonly shit themselves proudly, similar to a dookie shart with added pride. Shizzla’s are often over 6’3 with low levels of coordination.
Ronald: “Did you see Cade shit his pants for the crowd at last nights robotics tournament?”

Mike: “What a stupid Shizzla!”
Shizzla by Shartsicle February 1, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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