Shizzla

A noun used to refer to those who commonly shit themselves proudly, similar to a dookie shart with added pride. Shizzla’s are often over 6’3 with low levels of coordination.

Ronald: “Did you see Cade shit his pants for the crowd at last nights robotics tournament?”

Mike: “What a stupid Shizzla!”

Shizzla by Shartsicle February 1, 2023

fo shizzla mah nizzla at sizzla 

I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother at the nearest Sizzler restaurant.

You wanna talk about it?
Yes dogg at the nearest restaurant (on your tab).

fo shizzla mah nizzla at sizzla by shizzly mah nizzly February 1, 2003

Shizzlenizingguard 

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

Shizzlenizingguard by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

Shizzly Bear 

The term Shizzly bear, or simply Shizzly is a euphemism for anything related to poo or pooing in the wilderness. First, the root/prefix of shizz is a standard urban reference used as a generic replacement for the word shit. When completed with 'ly and bear, it creates a natural wilderness reference similar to Grizzly bear. Together, shizz and -ly bear frame a subtle and humorous way to conjure a corny laugh from you friends while engaged in wilderness activities. This assumes your friends understand a basic hip-hop culture reference, of course. It's common for the reference to completely go over someone's head and catch up to them at a later point when they laugh out loud (lol). Because of that subtle elegance, this word offers similar humor opportunities to the word turdle. It's great with the appropriate timing but quickly becomes un-funny when over used. Please quit after the first laugh to avoid burning it out.

Shhh.. -fart-
Did you hear that? I think I heard a Shizzly bear.

Or if you have to crap in the woods, simply announce to your friends "Hey, I think the Shizzly bears are closing in"

Shizzly Bear by L.Dub October 22, 2012

fo shizzle ma nizzle

a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."

"fo shizzle ma nizzle that is dank shit"

fo shizzle ma nizzle by yo mama's snatch March 15, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle 

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

fo' shizzle my nizzle by Anonymous November 10, 2002

shizzle whits 

A substitution for the curse word “shit.” Especially when in the middle of class and don’t have anything else to say.

Aww shizzle whits! I spilled my juice!

shizzle whits by Giant goldfish January 29, 2019