Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

Shrimp Bread by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

breaded shrimp

when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.

Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.

breaded shrimp by akiralives July 28, 2006

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp 

When fucking on the beach the penetrating partner pulls out and dips his penis into the sand and then reinserts into the receiving partner. Exfoliate!

Man, I was fucking Faith on the beach the other night when I gave her the dreaded breaded shrimp. She loved it!

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp by Nasty N8 B January 11, 2009

Breaded Shrimp

Forming at FHHS in 2002, it is when a couple (does not matter if the couple is straight or homosexual, but must have the involvement of a penis) is having sex on the beach, and right before the man is going to cum, dips his dick back in the sand, and then into the vagina/ass.

JP gave Pat a breaded shrimp when they were vactioning on a gay cruise in the Bahamas.

Breaded Shrimp by boy wonder September 23, 2004