Shredboner

Figuratively speaking, Getting a boner from shredding on your BMX bike.

My shredboner is now limp on account of winter.

by TFTBMX April 22, 2009

Sheboner

the female equivalent of an erection, boner, wood, etc.... when a female becomes aroused. does not involve a penis, it is merely to suggest that if a female had a penis it would at that moment be erect

I saw Dave Matthews on tv and I got a sheboner.

He is so good looking, it gives me a sheboner.

Sheboner alert! Hottie at 6 oclock!

by Megnollia February 3, 2010

shelboner

A very kind and child friendly women. She very much loves children and would do anything for children. She is the warmest hug friendly person you will ever meet. Watch out for her kind heart because you might fall in love. Plus she is so hot!

Hey do you know shelboner?
Oh yeah, the one who always volunteers at the children's hospital? That girl is like Mother Teresa

by anonymous December 1, 2021