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Shreck is life

i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.
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Shrek is love Shrek is life 

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
"Shrek is love Shrek is life"

Shrek is love, Shrek is life 

A heartwarming tale about a boy and his love for shrek
I just watched 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life'. It made me feel warm inside.

shrek is life 

life is shrek
life is everything
shrek is everything

its never ogre
shrek is love
shrek is life
what would we do with our prayers
when shrek made light
shrek is life by shrekatron 90000 September 1, 2014

Shrek is love, Shrek is life 

A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.
-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Shrek is love Shrek is life 

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window

shrek is love shrek is life 

Pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life you've been given

And you will find out

It's never ogre
"Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"

It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek

shrek is love shrek is life
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