Shprintza
An early 1900's tailor who specialized in the use of burlap. Started a very popular magazine and was best friends with a potato dealer named Shmerel.
Shprintza by lakewoodSHMEREL April 19, 2010
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rectal shpritz
The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
rectal shpritz by agman2 May 7, 2009
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Sharintha
Karen: omg have you seen sharintha?
Maria: yea i definintely would pipe him
Karen: sameeeuhhh
Maria: cant say the same thing abt rayan🤦 ♂️
Maria: yea i definintely would pipe him
Karen: sameeeuhhh
Maria: cant say the same thing abt rayan🤦 ♂️
Sharintha by Nasserlongjohnny06 December 24, 2023
Sharintha
Karen: omg have you seen sharintha?
Maria: yea i definintely would pipe him
Karen: sameeeuhhh
Maria: cant say the same thing abt rayan🤦 ♂️
Maria: yea i definintely would pipe him
Karen: sameeeuhhh
Maria: cant say the same thing abt rayan🤦 ♂️
Sharintha by Nasserlongjohnny06 December 24, 2023
sprintzer
One hot summer day Tommy went to turn on the water hose and he realized it was sprintzing from a tiny hole from his teeth had once bitin it
..damn?! Tommy’s chewing on the hose again?
‘Looks like we’ve got a sprintzer here!”
..damn?! Tommy’s chewing on the hose again?
‘Looks like we’ve got a sprintzer here!”
sprintzer by Juicyjune00 February 7, 2024
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.