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Shprintzy 

A shit dripping girl with a badass attitude
Omygosh I nabbed a Shprintzy last night
Shprintzy by BadAssTerrirotory December 25, 2022
Words you can keep
totally hyper, bubble, and spunky. Cant sit still. Excited. feeling of laughter and jubilee...like you have carbonation in your soul!
Oh my goodness! im feeling really spritzy today, i cant sit still and feel all giggly! whats wrong with me?!
Spritzy by jbtonti November 7, 2010
when a drink that’s carbonated is so fizzy that it tastes spicy
broooo this fuckin drink is spritzyy it burns my mouth
Spritzy by the baller69420 August 17, 2018

rectal shpritz 

The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.
rectal shpritz by agman2 May 7, 2009

Shrinkzy 

Such an epic guy who doesnt do anything wrong would be the perfect boyfriend to any guy and is just perfection, if you are friends with shrinkzy then you are in luck because he is the most coolest person to ever exist and you wont regret being his friend.
"wow your friends with shrinkzy hes so rich and cool and so hot i wish i was friends with him so i could give him all my money."
Shrinkzy by Candice Fortnite June 21, 2021
One who prefers ridiculous collegiate-escapade sit coms (such as "Big Bang Theory") to hilarious relationship-related folly-based sit coms (such as "How I Met Your Mother").
Guy 1: Dude, I would much rather watch Big Bang Theory than HIMYM. It is just a better show.
Guy 2: Bro, you are such a spritzy.
Spritzy by Robbs Barbro December 20, 2008
When a fart peppers your underwear like shotgun blast
Oops i may have made a spritzy
Spritzy by Paul Merr November 5, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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