The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.

I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.

rectal shpritz by agman2 May 7, 2009

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Shrinkzy

Such an epic guy who doesnt do anything wrong would be the perfect boyfriend to any guy and is just perfection, if you are friends with shrinkzy then you are in luck because he is the most coolest person to ever exist and you wont regret being his friend.

"wow your friends with shrinkzy hes so rich and cool and so hot i wish i was friends with him so i could give him all my money."

Shrinkzy by Candice Fortnite June 21, 2021

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Spritzy

One who prefers ridiculous collegiate-escapade sit coms (such as "Big Bang Theory") to hilarious relationship-related folly-based sit coms (such as "How I Met Your Mother").

Guy 1: Dude, I would much rather watch Big Bang Theory than HIMYM. It is just a better show.
Guy 2: Bro, you are such a spritzy.

Spritzy by Robbs Barbro December 20, 2008

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Spritzy

When a fart peppers your underwear like shotgun blast

Oops i may have made a spritzy

Spritzy by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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