The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
Such an epic guy who doesnt do anything wrong would be the perfect boyfriend to any guy and is just perfection, if you are friends with shrinkzy then you are in luck because he is the most coolest person to ever exist and you wont regret being his friend.
"wow your friends with shrinkzy hes so rich and cool and so hot i wish i was friendswith him so i could give him all my money."
One who prefers ridiculous collegiate-escapade sit coms (such as "Big Bang Theory") to hilarious relationship-related folly-based sit coms (such as "How I Met Your Mother").
Guy 1: Dude, I would much rather watch Big Bang Theory than HIMYM. It is just a better show.
Guy 2: Bro, you are such a spritzy.