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totally hyper, bubble, and spunky. Cant sit still. Excited. feeling of laughter and jubilee...like you have carbonation in your soul!
Oh my goodness! im feeling really spritzy today, i cant sit still and feel all giggly! whats wrong with me?!
Spritzy by jbtonti November 7, 2010
when a drink that’s carbonated is so fizzy that it tastes spicy
broooo this fuckin drink is spritzyy it burns my mouth
Spritzy by the baller69420 August 17, 2018

rectal shpritz 

The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.
I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.
rectal shpritz by agman2 May 7, 2009

Shrinkzy 

Such an epic guy who doesnt do anything wrong would be the perfect boyfriend to any guy and is just perfection, if you are friends with shrinkzy then you are in luck because he is the most coolest person to ever exist and you wont regret being his friend.
"wow your friends with shrinkzy hes so rich and cool and so hot i wish i was friends with him so i could give him all my money."
Shrinkzy by Candice Fortnite June 21, 2021
One who prefers ridiculous collegiate-escapade sit coms (such as "Big Bang Theory") to hilarious relationship-related folly-based sit coms (such as "How I Met Your Mother").
Guy 1: Dude, I would much rather watch Big Bang Theory than HIMYM. It is just a better show.
Guy 2: Bro, you are such a spritzy.
Spritzy by Robbs Barbro December 20, 2008
When a fart peppers your underwear like shotgun blast
Oops i may have made a spritzy
Spritzy by Paul Merr November 5, 2018