shpookie

a wonderful friend, someone who you adore, who is both your child and your mommy; can be used synonymously with "dear" and "honey"

You're such a shpookie
Hey shpookie

by obico December 21, 2017

Shpookie

A greasy rat tail hanging off of a red neck's head. When you look at it you vomit from disgust. The person that has the "shpookie" looks like a toothless salamander.

When I sat down on on the rickety roller coaster at the county fair and that greasy little redneck smiled at me with his missing front tooth and greasy rat-tail I said "man that's shpookie!!"

by booty247 May 27, 2019

ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz

A ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is a rare breed of woman, one who is gorgeous beyond belief and has the Arctic Blue eyes of an angel. ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed of woman one can find. There is currently only one known ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz to walk this Earth which makes her a prize that every man someday hopes to get.

Not only do ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have amazing looks, but they have the best personalities you can find in any breed of woman. With their sarcastic sense of humor filled with sexual innuendos and their compassionate nature, a ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is envied by every woman.

Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing right here. You do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*

by T-Dog Mahoney September 22, 2010

SPOOKIE

anything scarier than spooky. or used when just trying to be cute.

also used to piss off the spelling nazi's who don't know a damn thing but think they know everything.

It's Spookie to think that this little shit will someday have a vote in this country.

by Bunny September 20, 2004

Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

Shookie

N: Dessert. Shake+ Cookie. More specifically, a large chocolate chip cookie with vanilla soft serve on top. Originated from St. Joseph High School in South Bend, Indiana.

I'm getting the cheese fries and a shookie for lunch

by Iceman20 November 2, 2010

Shnookie

Masculine partner of the feminine "Pookie"
Also see P'Shnooks, Offspring of the Pookie and Shnookie

"Goodnight Pookie", He said. "Good night Shnookie," she replied, lovingly.

by John'o'Paul May 10, 2006