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Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
Related Words
1. Dammmmmn

2. oh my god
Ex. when a girl walks by with a phat ass ... Sheesh
Sheesh by Ugly_God_09 April 23, 2017

Shreshtha 

An amazing person who's absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Smart, funny, sweet and sexy are just some of her many qualities. She can be slightly overprotective and jealous, but that just shows that she cares. Always puts others ahead of herself, she may see it as flaw but it's one of the best things about her. A friend for life and has the ability to put a smile on your face when your down. Ultimate soulmate material; an ideal woman.
I think i just found my shreshtha

Damn, i really need to find myself a shreshtha
A word used as a substitute to "Daaaaamn"
SHEESH she lookin FINE!
Sheesh by A straight white boy March 27, 2021

Sheeshster 

A Sheeshster is an individual who seeks enjoyment through watching malarkey.
The sheeshster’s are watching TDLA on Tiktok looking for malarkey.
Sheeshster by Jewel 💎 September 11, 2022

Montana shoeshine 

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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