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female human, bred specifically to be used for intercourse with someone chosen by her. typically they are well-trained and have attractive mothers so the desirable genetic traits are passed on.
show dog is being quite good today, she gave me a blowjob
show dog by medium rare steak August 9, 2013

cat at a dog show 

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.
How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.
cat at a dog show by benth December 25, 2009

animal planets international dog show bronze medalist 

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Dog Show 

a gathering of or conversation between several girls, usually the unattractive or doggish type. Men, forever objectifying, rate or judge the dogs based on appearance and personality.
Dude 1- 'Hey Brad, theres a Dog Show about to start behind you.'

Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."
Dog Show by CharlesCheese February 21, 2009

Columbus Dog Show

Putting peanut butter in your ass crack and letting your dog give you a rim job while you fuck someone else doggie style.
You should have seen the columbus dog show I put on with my wife last night!
Columbus Dog Show by Biz Git August 28, 2006

Wesminster Dog Show Aunts 

Beloved relatives whose sensibilities and lifestyles nonetheless confound others in the family.
A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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