Shotgun ass

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders

I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass

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Shotgun Ass

When you sit down on the toilet and all of your diarrhea shit comes out at once with spread simmiler to that of a shotgun shell.

Man my Shotgun Ass was so fast I think my butt hole is bleeding.

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Black dude in 1930: Holy shit is that a ASS Shotgun assssshufhbheuiwoeubvf uf9e80w9wubivf,dww Ku KLUx KLan?!!!

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When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.

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When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.

"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"

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