Guy1 - "What happened to you, someone beat you in the face!?"
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."
Guy2 - "Well, it's kind of a long story."
Guy1 - "Well, shortlip it, I'm in a hurry."
by dj_nafi June 26, 2014
Get the Shortlip mug.The shortlist is the set of job applicants that have passed the initial resume review process.
If you have been shortlisted, you (or simply your resume) will be submitted to the following step in the candidate selection process which is likely a personal/phone interview, a test, or further review by one or more staff with greater seniority.
Getting shortlisted is a good thing.
If you have been shortlisted, you (or simply your resume) will be submitted to the following step in the candidate selection process which is likely a personal/phone interview, a test, or further review by one or more staff with greater seniority.
Getting shortlisted is a good thing.
I got shortlisted by Thingamabob Widgets!
by Frank H. January 24, 2008
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A shortliner is a term for a group charter fishermen who have been indoctrinated into a fisheries management plan by one of the seven regional fishery management councils. Most likely against their will, with a crappy allocation and undue regulations
by humonguslingus September 20, 2012
Get the Shortliner mug.shortlisted (v) — a term used to try to convince unwitting job applicants they're not being duped into subservient working conditions.
Congratulations! You have been shortlisted as a finalist for our job opening. We don't give a shit about anything except increasing our bottom line and think a superficial step in the interview process will make you more invested in our substandard offer. We'll gauge how likely you are to accept the position based on your enthusiasm. If you sound very eager, we may even lower the salary we planned to offer you!
by noiseboise January 17, 2019
Get the shortlisted mug.When you're talking to someone (mostly takes place in online chat conversations) and all they do is respond with the very annoying, aggravating word "Okay." Hence "shortlining." It usually happens when you're talking about something important too.
Joe: Hey how was your day?
Gary: Okay.
Joe: Well, today I went cruising with that girl I like ;)
Gary: Ok.
Joe: ... Well after I got to know her I finally confessed my feelings to her and she said she felt the same way!
Gary: Good.
Joe: ... You know what? Quit shortlining me and fuck you dude if you're not interested.
Gary: Okay.
Joe: Well, today I went cruising with that girl I like ;)
Gary: Ok.
Joe: ... Well after I got to know her I finally confessed my feelings to her and she said she felt the same way!
Gary: Good.
Joe: ... You know what? Quit shortlining me and fuck you dude if you're not interested.
by wunaduba May 3, 2012
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Get the Shortling mug.When you are crossing at a traffic light pedestrian crossing with an island in the middle of the crossing, upon reaching the island the crossing indicator turns red.
Past tense: Shortlighted
Present tense: Shortlighting
Future tense: Shortlight
Past tense: Shortlighted
Present tense: Shortlighting
Future tense: Shortlight
Past tense: Sorry i was late for work, i got shortlighted at Spencer street.
Present tense:Goddammit, it shortlighting again.
Future tense: Careful, that thing might shortlight you
Present tense:Goddammit, it shortlighting again.
Future tense: Careful, that thing might shortlight you
by mirage_joker May 13, 2011
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