Short tie 

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.

"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"

Short tie by mm_16 January 7, 2024

Short tie 

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.

"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"

Short tie by mm_16 January 7, 2024

Blue Shirt Yellow Tie 

Commonly abbreviated to 'BSYT', the favoured terminology for sales people, particularly those in the tech industries, where it's something of a uniform. It is believed that the "power" of the full-on blue shirt, yellow tie combination will stun and bewilder savvy and jaded engineers into purchasing whatever crap the salesman is shilling.

Man, I have a 2:30 with EMC. I bet there will be at least a half dozen blue shirt yellow ties trying to get us to buy their latest bloated crapware.

Blue Shirt Yellow Tie by klausfiend July 31, 2011

shirt and tie day

a day on which a group of two or more people decide to wear button down shirts and ties for no actual reason. jacket/blazer/coat is optional.

Tuesday is shirt and tie day.

shirt and tie day by fuckin titbag January 4, 2008

national shoot a hair tie day 

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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national shoot a hair tie day by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019

Shortties

Children. Kiddos. Your babies...

"My shortties are in the house"
"The little shortties are walking the hood"

Shortties by Justlearnin September 30, 2009

shorttiee 

Cutest miniature person around. Can charm anything walking. Is great with fashion and style !

Yo! Shorttiee is badddd! She can pull anyone!

shorttiee by Shorty96 December 20, 2016