Short Pump 

1. A part of the West End of Richmond, Virginia generally synonymous with shopping or going to see a movie.
2. The place where Broad Street becomes the only eight lane road in Richmond that isn't a highway.

Guy 1: So what are you doing this afternoon?
Guy 2: I'm going to Short Pump to see a movie.
Guy 1: Dude, same, I'm going to Short Pump too, except to go to the mall with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Sweet, maybe you and she can come over to McAlister's after y'all are done over at the mall.

Principal: Why were you late to school today?
Boy: Traffic
Principal: That's not a good enough reason.
Boy: I live in Short Pump. You try getting on 64 during rush hour.

Short Pump by anonymoi June 10, 2005

Short Pump 

Cowboy slang for a small penis.

Two cowboys relieving themselves. One glances down at the other's equipment and says , "You have right short pump there don't you son?"

Short Pump by Wooddog October 21, 2017

Short pump middle school 

Short pump middle is probably the home of half the sluts in America. The top of the tower is the queen bee she sits in her thrown with the king (he changes every week) and demands her slaves to buy her Starbucks or take a picture of some shity picture. There's also her royal advisors and everyone else is either a peasant or slave. Every girl and guy except for the ones that have no idea what sex is have been fucked and half became pregnant. This school is pretty much the definition of Deep Run High School, so I'm not going to waiste your time.y time explaining. Go look it up.

I went to short pump middle school a virgin came out, I had had sex 20+ times!

Short pump middle school by Llama1001 March 15, 2015

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle 

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008

Jersey Shore Fist Pump 

When you fist a girl and get your fist nice and deep, then picking her up off the bed with one arm you fist pump her whole body in the air

I Gave her a Jersey Shore Fist pump, lets just say she no longer has a uterus.

Jersey Shore Fist Pump by Jizzleman34 December 19, 2009

Pump shot 

Urban slang relating to premature ejaculation.

David's in the dog house after he pump shot Sheila

Pump shot by Coxy30 January 24, 2022

Jersey shore fist pump 

Means to beat a beat if your dancing in a night club jamming basically

In a night club dancing means jersey shore fist pump when you pumping to the beat in the club

Jersey shore fist pump by BaddestQueen018 August 3, 2017