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short hand 

this isn't a short hand surprise
short hand by dbo35 January 17, 2009
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Short Hand 

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).
Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....
Short Hand by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

short-handed 

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang
Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
short-handed by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014

short-handed 

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.
short-handed by Uncle Dimma October 5, 2012

deep pockets/short hands

A miserly billionaire, especially when it comes to charity
Sure he's loaded, but he, he's just charity-stays-in-the-pocket kind (or unkind!): deep pockets/short hands

short-handed 

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
short-handed by Uncle Dimma June 22, 2012

short-handed 

1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort

3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sid Crosby score short-handed?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
short-handed by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2013
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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