Shopist
Shopist by AleenaRules!! May 12, 2019
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Shoista
A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.
Shoista by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021
shopitoffism
He had a dire case of shopitoffism that put him in debt to the tune of about thirty grand on that sad and pitiful weekend.
shopitoffism by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019
Shopsticks
Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.
Shopsticks by Smartycat September 25, 2010
SHAPIST
the true deffinition is believing that one shape is superior to all other. Hatred without reason of another shape. ETC.
SADLY today that has changed.
In todays world this is what makes you shapist:
Mentioning shape in any way
Not being totally politically correct
Supporting your shape
Being 3d
Telling a shapist joke
Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes
etc.
SADLY today that has changed.
In todays world this is what makes you shapist:
Mentioning shape in any way
Not being totally politically correct
Supporting your shape
Being 3d
Telling a shapist joke
Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes
etc.
Real example of shapist
shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.
Idiot's example of shapist:
person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
guy: I hate illuminate.
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
dude: My friend has balls
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
man: I'm Multi-Shaped
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
woman: I'm proud of my shape
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.
Idiot's example of shapist:
person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
guy: I hate illuminate.
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
dude: My friend has balls
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
man: I'm Multi-Shaped
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
woman: I'm proud of my shape
idiot: OMG SHAPIST
stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
SHAPIST by im anti-shaped February 26, 2018
Shoeist
William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.
#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.
#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter