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a shopist is when you are racist towards grocery shops or clothing shops.
person 1: i like Asda more than tesco
person 2: that’s so shopist
Shopist by AleenaRules!! May 12, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.
Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.
Shoista by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021
Related Words

shopitoffism 

A term used to describe the attempt to quell uncomfortable emotion through compulsive acquisition.
He had a dire case of shopitoffism that put him in debt to the tune of about thirty grand on that sad and pitiful weekend.
shopitoffism by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019
To Steal/Try to steal a Shop or premises.
e.g. Missy tried to shopsteal K-Mart
Shopsteal by IamHERE February 24, 2015

Shopsticks 

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.
I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.
Shopsticks by Smartycat September 25, 2010
the true deffinition is believing that one shape is superior to all other. Hatred without reason of another shape. ETC.

SADLY today that has changed.

In todays world this is what makes you shapist:

Mentioning shape in any way

Not being totally politically correct

Supporting your shape
Being 3d

Telling a shapist joke

Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes

etc.
Real example of shapist

shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.

Idiot's example of shapist:

person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

guy: I hate illuminate.

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

dude: My friend has balls

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

man: I'm Multi-Shaped

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

woman: I'm proud of my shape

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!
SHAPIST by im anti-shaped February 26, 2018
When you are against a certain type of shoe. #SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter
William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.

#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter
Shoeist by Pialinist March 16, 2021
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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