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An adjective that describes a female who isn’t your first choice, but isn’t too ugly to not fuck.A girl that isn’t a slut, because she’s uglier than normal, but isn’t an abomination.She’s an average, decent girl with no personality just to be used for sexual gain.
If that girl isn’t shoist, I’m not making her moist.

Person 1: Bianca isn’t hot, but I’m still fuckin’.
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty shoist, so I don’t blame you.
Shoist by Sappy Simpson June 7, 2018
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Shostakovich 

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010
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Shoestreak 

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.
Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.
Shoestreak by Gmail548 April 20, 2010
~Best creation made by god

~Means universe or entire world
~VERY social, will get out of her way to help others
Wow what a Shristi
Shristi by Snapple667 December 29, 2016
A flexible interjection that is a substitute primarily used for the word "sheesh" and is often, but not always, followed by the word "moish." This term is often used as a filler word or simple response to a statement that doesn't warrant a lengthy one. This can also be used as a reaction word in a manner very similar to "damn" or "wow."
1. "I just failed my calc exam.." Shoish
2. My stomach keeps acting up, shoish
3. "Ninja's highest sub count on Twitch was over 285,000.." Shoish moish
Shoish by brownboymuaaz May 19, 2019
A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.
Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.
Shoista by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021

Shotstorian 

The person who is supposed to be keeping track of how many shots have been taken.
The dry erase board only says 2 but I know we've taken at least 4 shots...Clawdeeuhh is a terrible shotstorian.
Shotstorian by Alyssa133 March 13, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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