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Shoot kid 

The chill kid in the back of the class who honestly dont give a fuck
"Oh so you a shoot kid?"
Shoot kid by Who is chu? July 18, 2021
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shoot the fatt kid at point blank range 

to bust on someone real bad or to insult them in a point of public humiliation
watch me shoot the fat kid at point blank range

that's one shot kid 

an exclamatory phrase to be used only while you are galloping up the street after putting someone to sleep on the sidewalk
Ronnie: "That's one shot kid"
The Seaside Heights PD: Ronnie, come on over here.
that's one shot kid by TDog Jenkins January 28, 2010

Kevin the short kid 

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)
Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)
Kevin the short kid by Ummm nose November 26, 2018

One Shot Kid 

It is what people used to call Uncle, also known as Red Harlow in his youth. He was given this name due to his accuracy when shooting people and animals, as he only needed one shot. This also was given to him due to the nature of his sexual climaxes.
I may have lumbago, but they used to call me the one shot kid.
One Shot Kid by SanFrancisco69ers January 13, 2021

crazy shot kid 

a fucking dumbass who is in my 2nd block gym class with mr walker. he thinks he s so cool, but in reality, hes a dumbarse, i hope he dies over this fun filed weekend.
i capped crazy shot kid in the ass with my pellet gun
crazy shot kid by Kyle McKenna March 5, 2005

Short kid 

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of
“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”
Short kid by Cumswallower September 18, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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