Definitions by SanFrancisco69ers

Wastamelon

It's that red ass fruit that you done stick in you mowfuka mouth you know what I'm saying

"WHAT THE FUCK JAMAL YOU MURDERED YOUR UNCLE"

"But he done stole my wastamelon"

Wastamelon by SanFrancisco69ers July 27, 2022

Puberty Plucker

A person, usually a boy, around the ages of 11-15 who is either in the throws of puberty, or is unusually physically mature for his age.

Honey, this is Johnathan. You knew him in the fourth grade.

He is such a puberty plucker!

Yes, he is all grown up now.

Puberty Plucker by SanFrancisco69ers February 9, 2021

One Shot Kid

It is what people used to call Uncle, also known as Red Harlow in his youth. He was given this name due to his accuracy when shooting people and animals, as he only needed one shot. This also was given to him due to the nature of his sexual climaxes.

I may have lumbago, but they used to call me the one shot kid.

One Shot Kid by SanFrancisco69ers January 13, 2021