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Shoot Off 

To tell a person where to go...
A negative asnwer to a question
Same Meaning as jog on and fuck you
1)Hey, man you wanna go down town
SHOOT OFF!!!

2)"Are u gonna do ur work, mckenna?"
"Shoot Off"

3)"Hey will you go out with me"
"Shoot off"
Shoot Off by Fall-Of-Society January 6, 2009

Shoot one off 

The action of climax during masturbation or sex. Usually when a male ejaculates, the semen shoots out as if a gun would do.
Male 1: It's hard being ugly, I can't get any type of sex bro.
Male 2: Just shoot one off and you'll be fine dude.
Shoot one off by schleepymane April 20, 2016

shoot me off 

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.
I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.
shoot me off by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Shoot my cock off 

An exclamatory phrase, often said when someone receives an L or something is excessively cringey.
"I honestly want to shoot my cock off, how the fuck did I lose my keys?"

"did you see this mans snapchat story? Shit was so bad I had to shoot my cock off."
Shoot my cock off by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

To shoot the locks off 

To thoughtlessly excitingly exuberantly spend on something!
“Come on Delaney, we don’t need to shoot the locks off ya know. Let’s take it easy tonight. One bottle of wine, tops.”

Shoof off 

To leave, begin to leave

(informal Australian slang, used in a casual way)
S‘pose I better shoof off then!
- I reckon I should probably leave
My mate shoofed off to London
- My mate left to go to London
He just got up and shoofed off
- He just got up and left
Shoof off by Ferryhouse July 10, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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