Shomits 

The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.

He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.

Shomits by Mackinaw June 10, 2013

shomit 

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

shomit by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Shimits 

To be so sick that you simultaneously vomit and shit. Normally takes place while sitting on a toilet with your head in a bucket/trashcan.

Man, I had that virus that's been going around, I had the Shimits all weekend

Shimits by W L H June 24, 2006

Shomitiss

1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.

2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.

Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.

Shomitiss by AAAICP July 23, 2010

Shomit 

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

Shomit by PJ July 26, 2003

Shomit 

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

Shomit by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

Shomitting 

The act of shitting and vomitting simultaniously after a long night of drinking, possibly mixed with perscription drugs.

After Paul's blackout birthday party at the thirsty turtle, Jay came back to the dorm and was shomitting after drinking way too much mixed with muscle relaxants. This resulted in a trip to the hospital, and a night where no one can forget the little bit of what they remembered.

Shomitting by Caroline Hall March 30, 2008