shogher 

shogher is a female.... shogher it do be a faemale....
its like daaaaaaaamn that do be a shogher

but in the serious matter, shogher means ray of sun like sunshine, talking to her its like talking to the sun, looking at her its fucking blinding. she can light up your day if you catch my drift. but mostly she feeds of from people souls, she might be cring but hey we all are sometimes, people tend to give her hard time idk why i guess she is easy to talk to.

oh bro i am sad ama hit up shogher.

oh look at the shining she is like a shogher to my eyes.

shogher by cosmicuniverse December 13, 2021

Shogher 

She is a beautiful girl with a big heart. She likes to joke with friends and spend good time with them. Spending time with her you will not get bored.She is beautiful both inside and out. If you get into trouble she will not hesitate to help you. Her figure is just a bombshell. Shogher is very purposeful and always gets her goals.

Shogher is very attractive girl!

Shogher by midastra_ November 22, 2021

Shoggers 

A Combination of shorts and jogging bottoms, worn mostly by chavs.

I see your sporting your new shoggers you sexy rascal, you'll be getting bare gash.

Shoggers by suckedoffonaferry March 15, 2010

stogher

the sexiest buchaill around goes by the name of sean togh xx

i love you stogher

stogher by abbey catherine 14 May 26, 2021

shoger 

A giant, smelly ogre like creature that lives in a swamp. They usually spend the day cheddaring chunions.

Bro, I was walking through the woods and I saw a huge shoger!

shoger by longrodtittysprinkles March 31, 2020

Shopherding 

Verb - The act of using subliminal verbal and physical techniques to steer a person or partner towards the checkouts in a shop to prevent a prolonged and boring shopping experience.

If practiced and mastered the art of shopherding can save hours of walking round in shops after people. The successful shopherder knows his art and will begin before any shop has even been entered.

Techniques are varied, performing a fart and dart and then moving towards the checkouts will cause the target to join you close to the tills, perhaps bringing about payment and thus victory. However, this can cause so much disgust that the period of time within the shop may be extended by the target as revenge. If this happens further shopherding efforts must be more subtle to avoid suspicion.

A favourite among master shopherders is the technique of placing oneself in the centre of the targets field of vision as she looks round the shop to distract her and coupling this with a focused and interested stare towards something near the checkouts, redirecting her attention that way.

Punishment for being discovered a shopherder is serious, the techniques will no longer affect the target and the disgraced shopherder will be forced to wonder around countless shops for hours, cursing his own lack of skill or bad luck.

The path of a shopherder is frought with perils but the pride of succeeding is surpassed by the prizes that victory holds.

Man - "Shall we go look at the socks?"
Girlfriend - "Ok, where are they?"
Man - "Over by the tills"
An entry level but classic shopherd manoeuvre.

Keeping his girlfriend directly between himself and the checkouts, smoothly shopherding her towards the tills the accomplished shopherder skillfully prevents the onset of Shopping Legs.

Shopherding by Clive Herriot September 26, 2011

Shogger

Shota + Wigger

A shota who LARPs as a gangsta, usually due to deepseated insecurity.

Gangsta: Fucking Shoggers culturally appropriating the hood life man

Shogger by FuzzzyWan April 20, 2026