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Phantom Shagger
A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013
Top Shagger WillNE
Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018
Slogger
A term used for bloggers who consistently blog about things literally no one cares about (such as miley cyrus, or their obsession with candice swanepoel and justin beiber), and then try to sell the readers stupid fucking t shirts for $29.99. Sloggers are also known to pretend to run for mayor, and have their wife penetrated by their sales guy.
Slogger by Anthonypadre September 26, 2013
Mad-Shagger
A: Ciaran had sex with ten girls, four sheep and a fire hydrant last month!
B: Wow, I envy his stamina. What a Mad-Shagger!
fornication, sheep, fire hydrant, shag, bone
B: Wow, I envy his stamina. What a Mad-Shagger!
fornication, sheep, fire hydrant, shag, bone
Mad-Shagger by tobiwankanobie May 30, 2014
smogger
top shagger
top shagger by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018
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