1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger
2. A person who sockspands
'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'
The shocker meets the jackhammer. The sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer + The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger)= the shockerhammer.
The shockhammer was invented by a man whose name starts with a K and rhymes with Wreath.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.