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shocksand 

that guy is such a shocksand
shocksand by haibvhv November 19, 2013

shockamoo 

In a Pentecostal church-to dance and jump and get down before the LORD.
Mark felt God's blessing and shockamooed all over the church house!
shockamoo by Theophil January 19, 2008

Shockstar 

A performer whose has made a successful career from lyrics, performances, or visuals with high shock value. (Eminem, Lady Gaga, Marilyn Manson.
Lady Gaga's performance at the 2009 VMA's was in typical shockstar fashion.
Shockstar by jallendutton March 2, 2010

sockspander 

1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger

2. A person who sockspands
'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'
sockspander by PGTips April 26, 2006

shockstar 

the king..or queen of giving shockers
fuck rockstars..im a fuckin shockstar

man..roy is a true shockstar..so much better that kevin
shockstar by shockstar number 1 October 30, 2006

shockhammer 

The shocker meets the jackhammer. The sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer + The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger)= the shockerhammer.
The shockhammer was invented by a man whose name starts with a K and rhymes with Wreath.
shockhammer by 330 Smitty December 9, 2008