1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger
2. A person who sockspands
'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'
The shocker meets the jackhammer. The sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer + The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger)= the shockerhammer.
The shockhammer was invented by a man whose name starts with a K and rhymes with Wreath.