shockhammer

The shocker meets the jackhammer. The sexual act of a man repeatitively penetrating a woman's entry hole with rapid up and down movements similiar to that of a jackhammer + The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger)= the shockerhammer.

The shockhammer was invented by a man whose name starts with a K and rhymes with Wreath.

by 330 Smitty December 9, 2008

Kiki Stockhammer

Cool redhead that was spokesperson for NewTek's Video Toaster in the 90's and totally hot!

Today she has a punk band called Warp 11 and is still totally hot!

Kiki Stockhammer is totally hot!

by Outwest December 12, 2008

Swackhammer

having a large dick that hangs like a god damn pendulum from an old grandfather clock.

Yo dood! did you see Matt's Swackhammer in the changing room, you could belt nails into wood with that thing...

by matda59 June 22, 2009

Shwackhammer

1.) verb. negative.

When you get obliterated in an expected manner, by someone who would be the first one voted off the island.

2.) noun. negative.

A known underachiever fails to do their part in a group project.

3.) verb. positive.
When you overkill someone in a game or outplay them in a sport, or simply to whoop a man’s ass.

1.) Oh brother, thank god you’re finally clocked in. It’s just been me and Samantha here at work so you know I’ve been gettin Shwackhammered all morning.

2.) Shwackhammer me once, shame on you. Shwackhammer me twice, shame on me.

3.) Did you see Jose talking shit right before Austin slapped the shit out him?

Dude Jose didn’t get slapped, that fool got Shwackhammered.

by Mr_Robot_ January 5, 2022