shocket 

When you shart so violently that you rocket up out of your poopy pants and get stuck in the ceiling.

Shart+rocket=SHOCKET

Whoa! Can you get me out of the ceiling?? I shocketed again.

shocket by Chazi July 13, 2011

Shocket 

When you think you have found a great solution and then, at the last minute, find it was a bad idea all along

I got it all there, lined up the final piece and it didn't fit, it was a badly fotting shocket all along.

Shocket by Mustardly July 6, 2022

Shocket 

a shocket is when your in the bathroom shitting at such a high velocity that you start lifting into the air

yo bro im ready to head out hurry up in there "I CANT IM HOLDING DOWN THE TOILET IM TURNING INTO A SHOCKET IM LIFTING OFF"

Shocket by vandurgle January 21, 2024

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

Pork Socket by afj21 August 23, 2010

W&J Shocker 

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.

Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!

W&J Shocker by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

Shockith

Shockith is a commonly used term among sociopaths that are too extra to use the term "shocked" or "shookith". Avoid these people at all costs.

"I'm so shockith."

Shockith by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019