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Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019

Showering like a rape victim 

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

Showering Orangutans 

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.
Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

showering with someone else 

Being able to shower with a significant other and engaging in intercourse while in the shower together.
Bro I I'm going to be showering with someone else when you get back from work. Don't walk into the bathroom and I'll try to keep her quite as possible.

Showering 

When having a shower. It’s short for “I’m going to have a shower” or “ I’m having a shower” easier and most simplest way to say your using the shower.
Person a: opens bathroom door
Person b: get out I’m Showering!!
Showering by Picasson December 7, 2020

Showering 

When water abundantly falls in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere. Can also be used for a person who cries a lot due to a specific sad situation.
"I was about to go for a run outside when it started showering... I couldn't go any further."
"When he learned that he had not passed his exams, George was so disappointed that he couldn't stop showering"
Showering by raph92126 November 26, 2014