Shnarflak

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An expression used to describe a person so inept you are at an utter loss for words.

To express ones dissatisfaction. "You are an utter shnarflak Fred"

Shnarflak by GK-LN September 18, 2006

Words you can keep

Shnarfday

One's second birthday,usually after a person's actual birthday. It can be changed at least three times,any more than that your just milking it into getting free gifts.

John:Hey Karen,when's your Shnarfday?

Karen:What's a Shnarfday?

John:It's basically your second birthday

Karen:In that case,January 17th. With my actual birthday being November 12th. Making me a Scorpio-Capricorn hybrid.

John:Well mine is February 6th. With my actual birthday being August 31st. Making me a Virgo-Aquarius hybrid.

Shnarfday by Jaiden Gary November 14, 2020

Related Words

Shnarflak • schnarflapped • sharflap • shnaflashnifluksnoshlika • Shnarfana • Shnarfday • shnarfle • Shnarfle/Shnarfeling • shnarlawg • SNAPFLAKE

sharflap

The passage of wind from both holes, occuring only in the female sex. Also involves the panic of accidental soiling.

I have to go to the bathroom, I just sharflapped myself!!!

sharflap by JIACHC October 15, 2006

snarflack

A special Pokemon whose sole move is to suck the cock of the enemy until they give up from extreme pleasure... Also known as a Luis.

Jeff was in a fierce Pokemon battle but his charizard was no match for Luis's snarflack

snarflack by Luis1234 December 27, 2013

snarlak

1.a slut who talks shit

2.a girl with a deep vagina

1.shut the fuck up snarlak

2. oh my god, dont fall into that snarlak

snarlak by ben&ken123 April 17, 2009

oh sugarflakes

say it after you made a mistake or something bad happened

oh sugarflakes!,they just closed the park!

oh sugarflakes by asldk June 23, 2007

shnarfle

To Snort. Often used in the context of cocaine use.

I shnarfled up a line of blow.

shnarfle by ShaiGuy February 27, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026