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sharflap

The passage of wind from both holes, occuring only in the female sex. Also involves the panic of accidental soiling.
I have to go to the bathroom, I just sharflapped myself!!!
by JIACHC October 15, 2006
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snarflap

Snarflap is a raccoon, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! Often seen FUCKING shit up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! He has a 13" ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! He has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. Last sighted in Milan, dry humping a models leg in the middle of a fashion show! He is quite a bit larger than an average raccoon. And can be singled out by the large "slippery when wet" tattoo on his 13" unit. Often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! If spoted, approch with caution.
Ah shit, snarflap has struck again! Their is blood and semin everywhere!
by drywall ninja August 13, 2010
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