Snarflap is a raccoon, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! Often seen FUCKING shit up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! He has a 13" ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! He has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. Last sighted in Milan, dry humping a models leg in the middle of a fashion show! He is quite a bit larger than an average raccoon. And can be singled out by the large "slippery when wet" tattoo on his 13" unit. Often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! If spoted, approch with caution.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"