Shmowen
Shmowen by NOFLBOTHTOLFSHOLF July 6, 2019
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shmozen one
Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.
After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.
After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.
shmozen one by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009
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Shmowen • shaowen • Shmogen • shmower • shmokendale • Shmokenhagen • shmowned • shmozen one • showens • van showen
van showen
A cocktail popularized by Seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000's consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. Intended to challenge to the gustatory fortitude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van Showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.
van showen by the_tawdry_cawdrey November 28, 2014
shmower
To masturbate during a shower.
shmokendale
shmokendale by User name here February 24, 2017
Shmokenhagen
Shmokenhagen by Bob McToker February 5, 2009
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