Shmowen

A fucking dope person who everyone loves

He so nice and funny
Oh he’s just a shmowen

by NOFLBOTHTOLFSHOLF July 6, 2019

shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

van showen

A cocktail popularized by Seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000's consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. Intended to challenge to the gustatory fortitude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van Showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.

That van showen was the best cocktail I've ever had!

by the_tawdry_cawdrey November 28, 2014

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

by Lee Z April 27, 2003

shmokendale

A tortoise with lettuce on it 🐢

"Look it's a tortoise "
"No that's a shmokendale"

by User name here February 24, 2017

Shmokenhagen

A building where two activities take place, smoking Marijuana and Learning/Studying.

I have to go back to Shmokenhagen to finish this paper and blaze a little

by Bob McToker February 5, 2009

Shmogen

A word created by LUKE MOTHER F'IN BROWN, this word can mean anything from a noun to a verb. It is a great substitute if you have no idea what is going on to change the subject of this word that no one has heard. RIP Luke Brown

Why don't you go Shmogen yourself!

Why Shmogen there!

What in the Shmogen are you talking about?

by Hoey1 February 25, 2010