Shmostest 

The most in the whole universe, galaxy, Milky Way or multi verse. Nothing beats the shmostest.

“I love you”
“No, I love you the shmostest”

“Damn, you win :(“

Shmostest by Eiffle towel March 6, 2025

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day 

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day by Pmyplease October 24, 2019

Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.

Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence

Shortest Books in the World by Ozmandia August 2, 2009

National throw your shortest friend day 

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

National throw your shortest friend day by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

shortest horror story 

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

shortest horror story by dicky aboy February 20, 2020

Yeet your shortest friend day 

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

Yeet your shortest friend day by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

Shortest Movie Ever 

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.

Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

Shortest Movie Ever by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023