Shmortuna 

Somebody who is being annoying, but you still out up with them nevertheless

"Hey dude, wanna play football?"
"Nah bro, you were being a real shmortuna yesterday"
"Oh, my bad bro"

Shmortuna by Shmortuna March 17, 2021

shmorton

A flower that has downs

That flower is a shmorton

shmorton by Shmorton hears a who December 28, 2013

Shmoltinator 

A rare species who goes by the human name colt, known for taking it all the way down to brown town to the point where organs will be blown our of the anal cavity, may cause rectal trauma in severe cases

Who painted my toilet this nice fucking oak brown? Must've been the shmoltinator

Shmoltinator by Tal turner October 2, 2017

Shortenage 

1. ADJ~To describe the action of shortening as an adjective or
2.NOUN~To condense two or more words/things into one i .e verbal shortenage

Taking not ~ that~ and ~bad and making it one word such as na'dah'bad. These are examples of shortenage

how's it going?
Haw~za~go?

Shortenage by Sunni_4lyf October 20, 2008

shortular 

of or retaining to short-like pants.

I discarded my shortular module.

shortular by epicpeach May 28, 2010

Shortinated 

A slang term allowing for a new word to be created by both shortening two words, and then having those two shortened sections in a combination which makes them appear legitimate.

Shortinated is an example of a word which has been Shortinated

Shortinated by I'm Ron Burgundy?? October 29, 2010

Shortund 

Short and rotund. Describes a large person with short stature.

Hey, did you see the new girl? She's shortund!!

Shortund by thrasher12 July 4, 2012