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Shmortuna 

Somebody who is being annoying, but you still out up with them nevertheless
"Hey dude, wanna play football?"
"Nah bro, you were being a real shmortuna yesterday"
"Oh, my bad bro"
Shmortuna by Shmortuna March 17, 2021
Words you can keep
A flower that has downs
That flower is a shmorton
shmorton by Shmorton hears a who December 28, 2013

Shmoltinator 

A rare species who goes by the human name colt, known for taking it all the way down to brown town to the point where organs will be blown our of the anal cavity, may cause rectal trauma in severe cases
Who painted my toilet this nice fucking oak brown? Must've been the shmoltinator
Shmoltinator by Tal turner October 2, 2017

Shortenage 

1. ADJ~To describe the action of shortening as an adjective or
2.NOUN~To condense two or more words/things into one i .e verbal shortenage
Taking not ~ that~ and ~bad and making it one word such as na'dah'bad. These are examples of shortenage

how's it going?
Haw~za~go?
Shortenage by Sunni_4lyf October 20, 2008

shortular 

of or retaining to short-like pants.
I discarded my shortular module.
shortular by epicpeach May 28, 2010

Shortinated 

A slang term allowing for a new word to be created by both shortening two words, and then having those two shortened sections in a combination which makes them appear legitimate.
Shortinated is an example of a word which has been Shortinated
Shortinated by I'm Ron Burgundy?? October 29, 2010

Shortund 

Short and rotund. Describes a large person with short stature.
Hey, did you see the new girl? She's shortund!!
Shortund by thrasher12 July 4, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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