Shmonion

When your significant other tickles your ass.

"He shmonioned me in the kitchen"
"My rump was shmonioned"

Shmonion by diatome September 10, 2012

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Shronion

A shrek made by the gods of onions.

Oh, man. That shrek is amazing. It must be a shronion

Shronion by hydroear3712 July 31, 2016

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Shmonion • Shronion • smonions • Shmoning

Shmoning

When a couple disappears for an extended period of time to do naughty things

Oh. They're in the bedroom shmoning again, they'll be awhile.

Shmoning by lewlou January 27, 2015

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Shronion

SHR-UN-YUN
An onion that has been infused with Shrek

Person 1: Wow I just ate a Shronion and now I'm tripping mad balls
Person 2: What the fuck bro?

Shronion by Pukas Grig V August 1, 2019

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smonions

short for "some onions"

Can I get smonions...put em in a piece of paper...sump'n.

smonions by hibiscusroto June 24, 2005

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smonions

short for "some onions"

Can I get smonions...put em in a piece of paper...sump'n.

smonions by hibiscusroto June 24, 2005

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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